I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.

Annie Clark  (via laurenraelle)

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mizzhabibi:

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

Numbers don’t lie.

mizzhabibi:

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

Numbers don’t lie.

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sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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dragonslayer-vayne:

zenstan:

sawforab:

Woo-hoo beef stick!

Paige I think your boyfriend likes penis.

As he should

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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sky-mall:

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

OMG

sky-mall:

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

OMG

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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gnumblr:

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🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

😹😁😬☺️💁

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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